I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.
A bike because a vest has no sleeves.
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.
With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
12 Casualties
Six women drivers.
Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
