What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?

One dead baby in five dustbins.

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.