What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.