What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.