What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!