Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.