Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.