What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!