What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside