What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.