Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.