What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.