What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !