What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time