Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool