Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!