Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.