What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry