What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing