How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.