What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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How many "suh dudes" does it take to turn on a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam haha suh dude.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.