How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.