What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

90 Year Old Jokes More 90 Year Old Jokes

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...