What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin