Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What's better than honor?

Inner

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype