What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.