What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

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What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)