What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him