I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.