I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A