Pi * z * z * a
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Only a Sith deals in absolutes
One US Leader
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
Give him the sheet music.
PI Z Z A
I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8
I couldn’t turn it down.
He saw a .
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
She's afraid of heights.
All they talk about is the presidential erection
They keep talking about their nitrates
Mussolini
Giovanni Change
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
The Darth Mall.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
He kept trying to tune her G string.