Volume Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

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Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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Cook them in the microwave

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.