Volume Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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Calculate Jokes More Calculate Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Thickness Jokes More Thickness Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.

Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Radius Z Jokes More Radius Z Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.