How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.