How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.