Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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