Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart