Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Mexican Food Jokes More Mexican Food Jokes

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems