Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems