Taco Jokes

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

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What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.