What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!