Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.