Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.