Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service