Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!