Elephants have good memory
Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
In their trunk!
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
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