Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.