Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start