Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.