What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.