What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,