Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.