Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.