What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.