What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger