Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering