Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes