What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.