How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.