How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.