He heard boys' pants were half off.
It was done in A minor.
He's been underground for five years now.
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
Half a cheetah.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"