Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"