Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"