What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard