Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What disease does a married man have?

onejina

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Who loses?

America.

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What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!