Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.