Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way