Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way