What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer