What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!