What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*