What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.