What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's