What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.