What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"