What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.