A towel full of loads
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
Well that got a load off my mind.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.