What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.