What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.