What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!