What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !