Shtanzas"
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He suffered an elegiac reaction.
A Bronte-saurus.
He was waxing lyrical !
One with a cemetery plot.
The posters
He wrote sheet music.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
A bee with a cold !
A bumblegee
He just started fiddling with it.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
Dodged-a-Rango
He wax off.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
A: Dino-mite.
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
