Poetry Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff